Dear Ghetto ass members of the Black Community and White Trash,
Please learn how to tip. I'm sick and tired of waiting on you folks. All you do is complain so you can get things for free and then not tip your server. This is my job; you know, that thing you do to make money? No, no. NOT the check you get every other Friday from the government, that thing you go to for 8-12 hours a day and you EARN a living. This is what I do to EARN money, so if you get good service leave a good tip! Or even a tip at all; that little thing called tax at the bottom of your check is not the tip, so the tip is not included. Maybe if Oprah or Maury did a show on how to tip your server.
Bottom line, if you can't afford to go out to eat order fucking carry out or go to McDonald's.
Be as you wish to seem. Socrates.